Sunday, 7 October 2012

Job Rejection No.5

-Weekend Sales Advisor. Fenwick Department Store.

Ahhh Fenwick, you fickle foe.

We have met twice before. And twice before you have rejected me. Not this time. This time you will hire me! I return to you with many new experiences and jobs added to my CV, I am ready for you, you are ready for me, let’s live together in perfect harmony.

Or not.

You rejected me after I sent you a CV (as required) to which you replied with an application form in which I had to effectively write my whole CV out again, just in separate little boxes for you. The most tedious of tasks, but I thought it would be best to follow your demands so not to displease you ma chérie.

And you rejected me.

But, I have to say, the nicest rejection I've had so far- you sent me a letter! How romantic! And printed on such sweet parchment too, thick, quilted papyrus, none of that cheap stuff. You are certainly a lady of elegance. I can forgive your irrational rejection of me due to the fact you sent snail mail.

Yours as always, waiting and wondering,

Ta pomme de terre xxx

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