Sunday, 10 June 2012

Resurrection

Oh my. 
Oh my, oh my.

My darling potato blog! I have severely neglected you and for that I am deeply sorry! It won’t happen again, I promise! I can change!!*

Soooooo, it has been a ridiculously shameful 98 days since I have last posted on here! 98!! I’m almost half tempted to wait another two days until 100 to see if I will receive a telegram from the Queen.
I am so sorry bloggy, but in fairness I have been outrageously busy finishing university whilst juggling work and a social life. Excuses, excuses…
It’s been so long since I wrote on here that the last time I posted, I still had about 7 weeks before my big project was due in (Psychologist’s dissertation) and now I’m only 11 days to finding out the results of my whole degree!

My, my, my, cherry pie.

(This has absolutely no relevance and there’s nothing you can do about it. I don't even like cherry pie.)

Furthermore, I didn't entirely forget about you, I was still writing blog updates, but then just not posting them. So over the next few weeks I will filter them out onto here to try and fill in the gaps as to what’s been going on in my life since March 4th.
Here is a tiny snippet of what’s to come:

+Finished dissertation, essay and two exams (how exciting…)
+Quit my job at the Co-op!
+Surprised Amelia by taking her to Thorpe Park for her birthday-which was uhhhh-mazing.
+Saw Coldplay live at the Emirates Stadium
+Went to London for Jubilee festivities
+Belated celebrations in Brighton with Pippa for finishing our degrees
+Got tickets for Olympics at last!
+Watched many, many movies and the whole series of the Apprentice which was amazing, as usual! (and Nick, I believe, is my actual soulmate)

What’s more, as I now embark on a future of unemployment, homelessness and a decline in intelligence post-uni, I’ll be sure to regale you with my tales of job rejections, mouldy flat viewings and lack of moneyz.

That’s how, for now.

Ahh Fred. A pioneering user of the sunbed. (And, yes, that is Carol Vorderman mastering the How 2 wave whilst balancing a tiny hedgehog on her forehead. Miraculous.)

*Disclaimer: The statement above, may or may not be a lie. 

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