Tuesday, 12 June 2012

An Open Letter

Dear waist,

I know I neglected you during the stressful last two months of university. I know I stuffed my face with high sugary and fatty foods to comfort myself over the impending doom of dissertation and exams. I know this. I’m SORRY. Please come back. I miss you. I’m beginning to resemble a brick*.

Yours eternally,
Ruth.

(*Thankfully, not this brick. Ugh, her fifteen minutes of fame was so annoying. Veering on distressing actually.)

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