The idea to start a blog
has creeped into my mind bi-annually over the last few years but I am such a
lazy person I never get round to doing it. However, boredom has reached a new
level which has resulted in me writing this draft of a blog entry into a word
doc. I have bled dry all my usual procrastinating websites, watched everything
watchable on iplayer and am not in the mood to do any dissertation nor sleep so I am forced to channel my creative juices into this.
Let me set the scene for you. It is 23:43pm on a Tuesday evening
in February. I am sitting in my dingy East Slope* cell bedroom, wet hair piled on top
of my hair in a nest bun, wearing pyjama bottoms and a bra, eating butter on
crackers and a baby sized apricot petit filous, one lamp is on, the floor is
covered in dissertation questionnaires and clothes and the song I was listening
to has just finished so all I can hear is the sounds of the rats scratching at
the pipes. (I jest, I jest- there are no rats in East Slope, even they turn
their pointy rat noses up at this dump) oh wait, a fire alarm is going off nearby-not surprised.
Pessimistically, I really don’t think this blog will last very long as I have
a terrible habit of starting things and not finishing them.........such as sentences.......*tumbleweed* get it? no? nevermind...
I’ll aim to keep my posts short and sweet. But I always, always overwrite. I really hope none of my lecturers see this
but sssssh, I was 1,500 words over on my essay I just handed in. It was meant
to be 3,000 words but there was too much to say and I refuuuuuused to take out words I had lovingly written. Im already prepared to see a big fat
fail on that one but who cares cos I didn’t even pick to do that course and it
was shit!!!!!!!! (note: if any lecturers do happen to see this...please take my
excessive word limit as a sign of pure enthusiasm for the wonderful module that
you subjected us to that was oh so interesting and relevant to Psychology...)
Already I feel I have written too much, until next time mes amis
R.
*East Slope is the University of Sussex’s cheapest halls of
residence. It is often described as...a pile of shit. This photo was created for the Uni. Sussex Memes facebook page and sums up nicely what East Slope looks like...
:)!
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